aflylovesong:

When you see MY MAN understand that’s HIM… Not me. That’s on him to understand WE.

(via downtowntrips)

lurkthejerk:

I am going to learn how to cook because when I throw the dick down on a girl she shouldn’t be able to walk and im going to tell her “rest and get your energy back” and I am going to go cook a five star meal for a five star girl who just got a five star dick down.

OMG YES

fortheloveofhawaii:

not sexual harassment at all

(Source: lolgifs.net, via s0uledout)

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cute-overload:

I was deployed in mid-2011. This was my dog’s very first reaction upon seeing me over Skype.

(via breath-live-think)

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(via dontemaurice)